 | You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you think socks are too formal for
a Summer service. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if even your goldfish gets to vote on
family TV viewing choices. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you consider Charlie Brown &
Dilbert to be spiritual leaders. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you know at least 5 ways to say -
Happy holidays!. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you and your cat share the same
therapist. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if your idea of a guys' night out is
going to a N.O.W. rally. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if your Christmas tree has 7 symbols
on its top. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if unleavened bread is part of your
Easter Brunch. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if the letters PC still mean personal
computer to you. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if Santa Claus was the last entity in
which you believed. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if your idea of fish on Friday is
dinner at a sushi bar. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you find yourself lighting a
chalice before brushing your teeth |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if when you watch Jaws you
root for the shark. ("Hey, sharks have to eat too!") |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you've had an argument over whether
breast milk is Vegan. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you've attended a Tantric Sex
Workshop during Sunday school. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you refer to construction paper as
"paper of color." |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if belly-dancing has ever been part of
a Sunday service. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if on Hallowe'en you explain to
everyone the Pagan significance of their costumes. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you've never sung a singable hymn. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if e-mail fulfills a spiritual void in
your life. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you consider Groucho, Harpo & Zeppo
to be the "Holy Trinity." |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if the "X-Files" is a regular source
of your church's sermons. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you wish that when God "visited"
your church that He would bring something other tuna casserole. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you take your day planner church
instead of the Bible. |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you consider Millard Fillmore one
of the greatest U.S. Presidents. (He was Unitarian). |
| You may be a Unitarian Universalist if you think "Whatever." is a valid
theological point. |
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